WANDERING CARAVAN,

[kairi♥]

Welcome, darlings and dear dolts, to the transient shoppe of the Outside! Here we have anything you could possibly dream of and more, some to boggle your minds and others to, perhaps and rather unfortunately, rupture your spleen with laughter ... ! From baby goodies to seasonal fun and blood, the sky is the limit – if, that is, you've got the talents to pay for it.

BREEDING / BIRTHING
Guarantee-a-Foal: Ø200 Want a baby real bad? Worried kairi♥ someone might deprive you of your bundle of joy? A pinch of Guarantee-a-Foal and such mischief is vamoosed!
Get-Out-of-Disability-Free: Ø200 Sometimes babies are born with odd lumps and that sort of thing. And missing important parts like livers. But present this card at birth and you won't have to worry about a thing!
Mother-Nature-for-a-Minute: Ø400 Think you're a real picasso, eh? Think your idea for a baby is better than the admins', eh? Then you'd better have a box of MNFaM at the ready, ehhh! (Applies only to colored attributes, i.e. coat, hair, eyes.)
Terrible Two: Ø1500 You think you're ready, but you're not. Oh well. Buy a set of twins today, guaranteed with a slice of Terrible Two! (Guaranteed foaling and guaranteed health, along with self-chosen stats, are not included and must be bought separately for each foal.)
Triple Trouble: Ø2000 You ... definitely don't know what you're getting into! But if you've got the hankering for some triplets and don't mind the 50/50 odds of miss mama kicking the can, then step right up for Triple Trouble!(Guaranteed foaling and guaranteed health, along with self-chosen stats, are not included and must be bought separately for each foal.)

FIGHTING / STEALING
Riddle-Be-Gone: Ø200 Lazy? Not too bright? Not quite Shakespeare? Not – yeah, okay. You get the idea. Get some Riddle-Be-Gone! One spray and you get whatever you want without the trouble of having to be poetic!
Master Thief: Ø450 Pretty slick, bud. Get a pair of these gloves (one size fits all, in a variety of colors to compliment every skin tone!) and you can take anything without a fight, even if you get caught! And even if they have a ten-gauge rifle!
Better-Luck-Next-Time: Ø450 Ohhh no he didn't. Got a case of the rats, the foxes, the raccoons? Punt 'em off your property with this trusty blunt object! They ain't getting nuffin', no sirree!
Band-aid: Ø300 Poor baby. Got a boo-boo? This household staple will fix your worst injuries up and leave you with only the tiny scars you can show your mom later. What a trooper!

MISCELLANEOUS FUN
Plus One: Ø800 Got a problem with the six-character limit, I see. Well, that can be easily remedied! A seventh character for you, you dutiful poster!
Plus Another One: Ø1600 Someone's been burning the midnight oil! Another character for the daring dupe ready, willing, and able!
Plus Two?: Ø1000 Too lazy to get your mare a man? Standards too high for the lowly dust dwellers down below? Never fear! For one low price you can join with a bun already in the oven! It's a twofer!
Mona Lisa: Ø500 Get a crazy-colored foal for Spring and no idea how on earth you're going to get a picture for the little bugger? Never fear, Mona Lisa is here! With this item, you can buy a piece of art from any artist you so wish!
Fuzz-Bud: Ø250 Lonely? Unappealing to the opposite gender? Here comes salvation, in the form of an adorable, lovable, ultra cuddly companion! Yeah guys, we've got familiars! Choose from birds or small mammals, insects, but nothing that could actually kill you! Would be pretty bad!
Strawberry Wine: Ø200 Got your eye on a bit of bum that walked past you the other day? Slip them some strawberry wine, and for a week they'll be yours, bum and all!
Witch's Brew: Ø400 Looks like just a taste wasn't enough, hey? With premium Brew, you can extend the ecstacy for an entire season!
Devil's Drink: Ø600 You ought to see someone about that obsession of yours, it's looking rather malignant. Anyhow, with some cocoa from Herr Lucifer himself, tack another season onto your party, yeah boy! ... Or girl!
Poison Kiss: Ø800 Now you see, this is bordering on illegal. Key-word being bordering, that is. With this chocolate kiss, you can have your dearly beloved for an entire year, reciprocated feelings, as always, guaranteed!
Despicable You: Ø800 You have got to be the most unlovable doof in history, you know that? You are impervious to love! No potions can penetrate your rock-hard heart, Cupid's losing all of his lustrous blond hair!
Plague Doctor: Ø500 Not to burst your bubble, but Moses died a while back. Sorry. However, you too can possess the powers of a primordial prophet! With this limited edition Plague-Doctor's mask, you can bring down disaster upon your enemies, from riptides to rockslides to rosacea!
Dogs of War: Ø500 Got beef with someone? Need a good way to get back at them? Well, what better way than a pack of rabid wolves! A dice-roll will determine exactly how much damage is inflicted, but the fun comes with every purchase!

SEASONAL AMUSEMENT
Ghost Requiem: Ø700 You. Me. Possession. Right now. Available for the entire month of October, you can possess your best friends! Make them do whatever you wish! Truffle shuffle! Skinny dip! Sky dive!
Santa's Touch: Ø200 Generosity is painful, says Scrooge, but not we! In fact, we say that you can have anything (and we mean anything!) from the store for a low, flat rate! One per player! Booyah! Bonzai! Hallelujah!
Easter Egg: Ø400 Oh yeah, adorable white rabbit familiar, all for you and your character, yeah! ♫ Only available the week before and after Easter! Only one per year, so first come, first serve!

[kairi♥]

Ready to make a purchase, I see! Fantastic! Stupendous! Just fill out this handy-dandy form posted below, and we'll be happy to take all of those talents off of your hands, and faster than you can say, "conman"!

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[kairi♥]

PURCHASING,
MNFaM ^x2 ... Ø800

* VERIFIED; Ø3000 » Ø2200